I heard a rumor that you like shiny things. Is it true, do you like shiny, shimmery objects? Do they make your head feel funny? Do you like the way My necklace sparkles?
After getting matching mani pedis, Goddess Posh and I come back to tease you with our perfect nails, sub funded of course. We don’t play with anyone or do anything for free. Our lives are entirely sub funded. Lucky you, we’ll let you pay too.
I’m hotter than your wife and I’ll ruin your whole life. Leave that boring lump behind and devote your life to serving your Goddess.