Last night I hit the gym late and went to bed without showering. This morning I am STINKY! My hairy armpits smell SO BAD! Why don’t you take big whiff and enjoy My stench!

Aww, are My cute fuzzy unicorn socks in the way of you looking at My perfect feet? Are you desperate to have my take off My socks so you can jerk it to My pretty toes? You love everything about my feet, don’t you, from the callous on My big toe to the bunionettes by My pinky toes.

You just love my leggings don’t you, fucking pervert? I bet you’re the type who can’t help but stop and stare at every woman in a pair of leggings or yoga pants who walks by, don’t you?