My ass is your new God. Get down on your knees and pray to your new messiah. The power of My ass compels you. Bathe in it’s glorious light. Be mesmerized by My ASS. Prepare for a total, religious, hypnotic mindfuck experience.

At a Halloween party, you meet a beautiful woman dressed as a witch. After hitting on her all night, she finally relents and invites you back to her place. She offers you a beverage and after you consumed it, she confesses to being a real witch.

Do you like My pretty silk nighty? Are you mesmerized by the way it hugs My ample curves? How about My velvety soft lips? Do you find My eyes entrancing? Look deeply into them and go nice and DEEP for Me.

Men ask me on a daily basis how they can get the attention of a woman like Me. I’m going to teach you this easy, 1-step trick to get the attention of attractive women and it goes like this: give her your money. Give women money. Give ME YOUR MONEY! You know you want to!

I love how weak you are for a strong and POWERFUL woman. Men like you just can’t help yourselves but succumb to My magical, sexual energy. You can’t help yourself, you love My power, you love My energy, and that’s why it’s so eay to turn men like you in to My mindless stroking slaves.

You’ve heard about my power to change men into women and you think you’re strong enough to beat my magic? If you reist my magic, I’ll lose my powers forever, but if I’m successful, you’ll be a woman forever.

Leave your wife. She’s not as fun as Me. She’s not as pretty as Me. She’s not as kinky as Me. She’s not as interesting as Me. Let’s face it, she’s a nagging bitch and I’m a GODDESS. Break up with your wife so you can devote your whole life to Me.