I’m hotter than your wife and I’ll ruin your whole life. Leave that boring lump behind and devote your life to serving your Goddess.
Leave your wife. She’s not as fun as Me. She’s not as pretty as Me. She’s not as kinky as Me. She’s not as interesting as Me. Let’s face it, she’s a nagging bitch and I’m a GODDESS. Break up with your wife so you can devote your whole life to Me.
The Dos and Don’ts of making first contact with Goddess Joules